At first there was the heavens and the earth. the BIG bang. The Tyrannosaurus Rex roamed the earth and Noah had his arc. The earth got cold as fuck. Some Neanderthal figured fire. Caesar's thumb ruled Rome. Some Egyptians drew some pictures. Darwin and Galapagos. Moses cut a sea in half. Someone lit up a plant. A war here and a war there. Some guy stuck his sausage in some girls English Mcmuffin. The Nazi's. Berlin Wall. Nixon. Why are you reading this? Pyramids. The Automobile. Edison turned on the light. the harder te drugs the better the time. We landed on the moon, fiction or fact? SHERMAN! we fall in love in Paris. Everybody was created equal. Great expectations. im trying to be Gone With the Wind. John Legend would sing my life story. While Childish rapped over the beat. I should of put a ring on Beyonce. Im on the Pursuit of Happyness but im only 7 pounds. We are constantly wasting our minds. Your still reading for some reason. Reach for the stars. Put your best foot forward. Work harder not smarter. When life gives you lemons. Fool me once. 1+1=2. how far are we from the Sun? I bet you have beautiful dreams. Tornados make me scream. Malcom X was a rascist. so many people die everyday. Cats. Sweet King Martin. The Bermuda Triangle. Rhinoplasty. Right handed people are more creative. Starfish and coffee, maple syrup and jam. Owls and Triangles. Volcanos. Spiderman, spiderman does whatever a spider can! oh happy day. Some dude walked on water? Nilla wafers are the shitttttttt, im eating them right now :) Zebras and oreos.I wish my Toys could talk! Tequila. Rum. XX. If you wanna be somebody if you wanna go somewhere, you gotta wake up and pay attention. Last week i saw a pig fly. I dont think im afraid to die, more of having to see you cry. RACECAR (backwards) RACECAR. I know i love unique New York. one day I will live. one day I will die WHY DID YOU READ THIS?!?!?!?!
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ldnlove:
the dopest gif
coolest perspective in the video
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

ldnlove:

the dopest gif

coolest perspective in the video

THIS VIDEO WAS WAY AHEAD OF ITS TIME!

He’s a genius

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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Flux Pavilion & Dillon Francis - The One

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designed-for-life:

Carpet Alarm Clock


There’s been quite a few ingenious alarm clock concepts of late. They all have one thing in common – force you to physically get up to turn them off. The Carpet Alarm Clock is a variation to that whole meme. In order to turn it off, you have to get up and step on it. If you really want to make it a challenge, place it far away from your bed. Of course it wouldn’t be a clock if it didn’t have and LCD screen to indicate time too.

designed-for-life:

Carpet Alarm Clock

There’s been quite a few ingenious alarm clock concepts of late. They all have one thing in common – force you to physically get up to turn them off. The Carpet Alarm Clock is a variation to that whole meme. In order to turn it off, you have to get up and step on it. If you really want to make it a challenge, place it far away from your bed. Of course it wouldn’t be a clock if it didn’t have and LCD screen to indicate time too.

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ryulongd:

Just doing my laundry

ryulongd:

Just doing my laundry

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karysmacurves:

It is obvious that teaching is a very special art, sharing with only two other arts, agriculture and medicine, an exceptionally important characteristic A doctor may do many things for his patient, but in the final analysis, it is the patient himself who must get well, grow in health. The farmer does many things for his plants or animals, but in the final analysis, it is they that must grow in size and excellence. Similarly, although the teacher may help his student in many ways, it is the student himself who must do the learning. Knowledge must grow in his mind if learning is to take place.
- Mortimer Adler

karysmacurves:

It is obvious that teaching is a very special art, sharing with only two other arts, agriculture and medicine, an exceptionally important characteristic A doctor may do many things for his patient, but in the final analysis, it is the patient himself who must get well, grow in health. The farmer does many things for his plants or animals, but in the final analysis, it is they that must grow in size and excellence. Similarly, although the teacher may help his student in many ways, it is the student himself who must do the learning. Knowledge must grow in his mind if learning is to take place.

- Mortimer Adler

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